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May 13 2017

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totally meant to do that
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December 08 2013

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August 10 2013

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February 22 2013

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MADE MY FUCKING DAY
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In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer's life. This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.

When you upload something to production environment:


When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:



When you close your IDE without saving the code:


When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:


When your regular expression returns what you expect it:



When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:


When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:


When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:


When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:


The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:


When the sysadmin gives you root access:


When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:


When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:



When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:


When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:


When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:


When you develop without specifications:


When boss tells me that "tests are for those who doesn't know how to code":


When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:


When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
23 tribute to code developers [humor]
When the customer wants to change specifications 2 days before the climb to production
24 tribute code developers [humor]
When I listen the business description made for the customer to sell the project
Code 28 tribute to developers [humor]
When the project manager enters the workroom
30 tribute to code developers [humor]

PD: Original Source In Spanish












One Jar To Rule Them All: The Reality of Developer's Life
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February 07 2013

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Chiune Sugihara. This man saved 6000 Jews. He was a Japanese diplomat in Lithuania. When the Nazis began rounding up Jews, Sugihara risked his life to start issuing unlawful travel visas to Jews. He hand-wrote them 18 hrs a day. The day his consulate closed and he had to evacuate, witnesses claim he was STILL writing visas and throwing from the train as he pulled away. He saved 6000 lives. The world didn’t know what he’d done until Israel honored him in 1985, the year before he died.
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February 04 2013

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January 30 2013

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January 26 2013

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Godej!
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It's all about perspective.
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January 13 2013

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January 12 2013

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:D
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heiseland:

That’s not even fair…

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